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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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