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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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