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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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