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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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