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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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