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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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