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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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