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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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