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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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