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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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