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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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