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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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