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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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