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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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