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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺
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