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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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