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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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