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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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