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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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