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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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