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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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