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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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