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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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