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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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