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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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