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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet …

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canary 🦜 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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