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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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