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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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