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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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