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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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