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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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