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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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