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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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