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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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