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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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