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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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