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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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