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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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