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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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