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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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