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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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