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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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