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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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