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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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