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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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