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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏
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