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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦
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