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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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