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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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