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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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