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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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